Touch my food; suffer the consequences.

You’ve been warned.
The feeling you get when you have no internet connection:
Don’t you hate it when you discover the coolest thing ever and when you show your friends they think its stupid?
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
bltsl4:
Little kids waiting in line:

‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:

‘I’ve been waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
I told a joke in the elevator. It worked on so many levels